i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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