Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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