i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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