this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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