we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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