i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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