You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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