And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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