Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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