i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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