At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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