she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Dignity is for republicans.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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