Buhtt sex?
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
This house was built for laser tag.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
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