I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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