im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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