using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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