So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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