This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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