He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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