He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
two words: eviction party
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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