She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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