I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
When are your genitals available?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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