don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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