i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
and she was petting her beer can
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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