My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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