He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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