its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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