I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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