Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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