I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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