just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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