she smelled like a LAN party
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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