Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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