Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
