I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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