I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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