so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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