The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
The adults are the big ones right?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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