another moral hangover. fuck.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I FOUND THE LEGS
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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