it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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