I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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