so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i love accidental penises.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
this hospital has no fireball
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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