I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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