I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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