They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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