i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
being pregnant is like rehab
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
