if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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