Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I think my vagina is haunted
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
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