On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
