So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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