I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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