I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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