thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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