Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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