Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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