I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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