he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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